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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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alyxandriamorales23:

instantcupramen:

buttermilkqueen:

money dont grow on trees

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u sure

Y’know, Animal Crossing was -still is- the shit

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joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

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wearetylerspeople:

Everyone deserves to be who they are and happy with that

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lollipvps:

The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.

Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.

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pardonmewhileipanic:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO IS NOT GOING TO SEE HIS NEXT BIRTHDAY IF HE KEEPS TALKING SHIT

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Anna Kendrick SNL

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dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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