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Anna Kendrick SNL

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dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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